Pick an artist, and using ONLY SONG TITLES from only that artist, cleverly (preferably) answer these questions. This is harder than it seems!


tom lehrer

1.] Are you a male or female:
it makes a FELLOW proud to be a soldier

2.] Describe yourself:
smut

3.] How do you feel about yourself:
when you are OLD AND GREY

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
smut

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
she's my girl

6. Describe your current location:
my home town

7. Describe where you want to be:
the wild west is where i want to be

8. Your best friend:
the old dope peddler

9. Your favorite color is:
when you are old and GREY

10. You know that:
i got it from agnes

11. What's the weather like:


12. If your life was a television show what would it be called:
poisoning pigeons in the park

13. What is life to you:
an irish ballad

14. What are you wearing:
the elements

15.What would you order for your last meal:
the weiner SCHNITZEL waltz

16. What is the best advice you have to give:
we will all go together when we go

17. If you could change your name what would it be:
george murphy

18.How do you make love?
the masochism tango